holmstuck:

one time in 6th grade these kids found out that im not religious somehow and they cornered me at lunch and told me that i was going to hell so i stood completely still and rolled my eyes back into my head and said “im already there” and they got really scared and ran away

(Source: netflixer, via rainsoharditfeltlikesnow)

cvcisme:

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

(Source: whitestgirluknow, via lurveleelee)

lurveleelee:

gettin real fucking tired of having to put on pants everyday

(Source: pajeon)

homosexualpancakes:

when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about

(via allierecks)

underplay:

I’m so excited for Valentines Day

all the chocolate is gonna be on sale omfg

(via rainsoharditfeltlikesnow)